Helpful 10 Fashion No-Nos

All of the outfits I've been posting are outfits that I like. I now realize that this blog isn't useful unless I give out fashion tips and information! Here's an example of something NOT to wear:

This is hideous because (this is rule # 1) you should never wear light socks, tights, pants or leggings with light shoes or boots.

Rule # 2: Never wear pants that are too short on your ankles (it looks awkward).

ugh!

Rule # 3 (this one is kind of dissing myself because I do it sometimes): Never wear leggings if your top doesn't cover your butt.

Ack! Too much to see, lady.

Rule # 4: Don't wear dark eye makeup AND dark lipstick - it's hideous and looks overly goth (unless you're trying to convey the look of Dracula or a very emo person.

Ugly. Just ugly.

Rule # 5: If you're over 30, do not wear Juicy sweatsuits or sparkly sweatshirts, do not wear teenager outfits, do not wear teenager makeup, DO NOT GET A TAN, and PLEASE do not wear your hair in a high ponytail unless working in the garden.

Rule # 6: Do no wear a shirt that doesn't cover your bra. It's just plain wrong.

Rule # 7: If you are over 5, do not wear Crocs in public, unless at a beach or gardening.

Rule # 8: DO NOT MIX PATTERNS!!!!!

Rule # 9: Don't wear sneakers of any kind with formal clothes.

Rule# 10: The most important and most needed: NEVERSAGYOURPANTSORDIE!!! Sagging your pants it just hideous. So is really skinny jeans on men. But whatever.